Russell Wilson One Step Closer To Finally Getting Laid, Now Engaged To Ciara

Guess this means the Seahawks signal-caller is one step closer to having sex with his girlfriend for the first time, huh? That’s if we’re to believe he really never has

Wilson reportedly popped the question to girlfriend Ciara on a beach in an undisclosed location, and with a ring this massive, I can’t imagine any girl would say “no.” But Wilson’s Super Bowl ring might’ve aided his cause too. Just speculating.

Welp, congrats to the happy couple.

Your time has finally come, Russ!