This Is The Most Scorching Hot NFL Take We’ve Ever Seen
It ain’t easy to bring the fire day in and day out in the hot take sports media world. Not only do you have to constantly bring the heat, sometimes you gotta turn the dial on the oven up to ‘Clean’ and let that BITCH SCORCH, reason and logic be damned.
That’s what Sean Kane of CSN Philly just did.
Read this, then apply ice directly to everything.
Guys like Manziel and Clausen set themselves up for failure by not going by John and Jim, respectively. Time to grow up, its the NFL.
— Sean Kane (@SKaneCSN) December 18, 2014
Claussen, you see, was supposed to win four national titles at Notre Dame. Manziel was supposed to … I dunno. But neither of them are successful in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE. Not with fuck dick nicknames like the ones they’ve got.
Guy’s got a point. Ain’t no Andy Luck and Tommy Brady tearing up the league. Teddy Bridgewater is destined to fail.
I mean, man. This is just, well, there’s no other way to put it except that the fire has been broughtten.