Ex-Laker Shannon Brown’s Mugshot Indicates He’s Delighted To Be Arrested For Shooting At Two Humans

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“Shoot first, ask questions later.” –Hermann Goering Shannon Brown

Two-time NBA champion Shannon Brown scared two potential home-buyers out of Tyrone, Georgia forever after taking one out of the real estate book of Step Brothers’ Brennan Huff and Dale Dolback.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.