These Shirtless Jason Kelce Funko Pops Aren’t Real, But They Should Be

Love the Kansas City Chiefs or hate them (for any number of reasons), it’s pretty hard to hate Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s brother Jason Kelce.

Especially after he ripped off his shirt in frigid Buffalo, climbed out of his suite into the crowd, lifted up a little girl so T-Swizzle could see her homemade sign, all while slamming beers that looked like 6 oz. cans in his giant hands, and making his wife and kids cringe along the way.

And all of this was after he did a bowling ball shot with fans tailgating outside the stadium.

What’s not to like?

“Might as well be a painting,” the NFL Instagram account wrote.

“WE HAVE REACHED PEAK JASON KELCE,” the New Heights podcast added on their Instagram post.

Naturally, because the internet’s gonna internet, shirtless Jason Kelce has now been immortalized in two ways we wish were actually real.

The first way that occurred was when a fan, using AI, turned him into a series of Funko Pop collectibles.

“This would sell out immediately,” one fan wrote, accurately, on Reddit.

“Need. Not want,” another fan commented.

“Take my money!!!” another person agreed.

“So I have been bargaining in my head for a reason to love Kelce cheering on the Chiefs. I’m trying,” someone else confessed. “I think I’ve finally found one.”

As if that wasn’t entertaining enough, you may have noticed under the Funko Pops tweet, his pals on the New Heights podcast took the image of him shirtless at the game and placed him into the perfect movie poster. They also later placed him into classic movie and TV scenes.

They stuck shirtless Jason Kelce in a clip from Rocky, the famous Chris Farley Chippendales skit from Saturday Night Live, Jurassic Park, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, and other assorted bizarre scenes.

Again, honestly, what’s not to like?