Hypothetically speaking, if a porn star ever hit you up and told you she was a fan of yours, what are they odds you wouldn’t try and bone her?
Is there a number less than negative infinity? That’s what it would be for me, and I imagine you to be the same.
So I’m not buying Redskins’ rookie Su’a Cravens excuse here.
As you may know, adult film star Mia Khalifa is a huge DC sports fan. Su’a Cravens was drafted this year by Washington, as a tweener linebacker-safety out of USC, and he says that not longer after, Mia hit him up.
On Friday morning, before the Skins-Jets preseason game, he shared a screenshot of himself with a vaping Khalifa.
https://twitter.com/Sua_Cravens/status/766632268559478785
Yea, what are the odds he didn’t show her his dick after that?
Cravens told the DC Sports Bog that he didn’t.
While far too many Redskins fans jumped to impure and/or unseemly conclusions based on this innocent-looking online interaction, Cravens stressed that the two are — that’s right — “just friends.” After Cravens was drafted this spring, Khalifa (not her real name) “hit me up then, just to congratulate me,” he said. “So we just talked then, and we’ve just been friends ever since. She’s a real good fan, as well as a hockey fan. I’m not a hockey fan at all, so she’s been trying to get me to watch hockey and stuff. She’s a die-hard Capitals fan, so she gets mad at me whenever I make fun of her for watching it. But she’s just a friend.”
Sure, sure. Meanwhile, Mia sent him a good luck tweet before the game.
Good luck tonight 😏😍 @Sua_Cravens pic.twitter.com/Dl1NSDSnE2
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 19, 2016
Yea, ABSOLUTELY not sexting.
[Via The Washington Post]