There’s a phenomenon called ‘Super Bowl Babies’ where a city will see a spike in births roughly 9 months after the NFL team in that city wins the Super Bowl. The data supports this phenomenon, and the NFL tracked down groups of Super Bowl Babies dating all the way back to the 1960s and got them together to sing a bizarre rendition of Seal’s ‘Kiss From A Rose’. Only it’s not Seal’s song that they’re singing at all, they’re really singing and acknowledging the fact that they were all born because their parents had sex the night their team won the Super Bowl.
I’d just like to point out how small that group of Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Babies is. For all the trash Cowboys fans talk they could only find like 6 or 7 Super Bowl Babies from Dallas?! There was the same number of Green Bay Packers Super Bowl Babies tracked from their 1967 win as there was from the Dallas Cowboys win…what’s up with that? Do people in Dallas just not have sex? I lived in Dallas for a year so I know that’s not true, or maybe I was the only freshman at SMU having sex? That doesn’t seem very likely…
Anyways, I’d like to send a big shout out to the NFL for putting out their weirdest video on years. This is not the type of content I’d expect to see from the NFL, and for that reason I’m impressed.