According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a treadmill is defined as: an exercise machine, typically with a continuous belt, that allows one to walk or run in place.
Former high school track star Taylor Gabriel, nicknamed “Turbo,” rejects the very concept of a treadmill, indicative of a sub-tweet on a viral ESPN post that is leading many to believe that the 30-year-old was plucked from the Stone Age and into the Twittersphere.
19 MPH?! This is incredible 😤
(via ubrzati/TikTok) pic.twitter.com/Lbe7OgmUHH
— espnW (@espnW) March 17, 2021
I know I’m three books behind my 2019 New Year’s resolution list but it took me three tries at parsing through this tweet. It appears I was not the only one.
“What do those heavy things I see people lifting up and down do?”
— JBKL (@JBKL1380) March 18, 2021
To Gabriel’s credit, he opened up a informative line of inquiry.
Never stop learning, folks.