The Texas A&M Police Log For Its Game Against Alabama Is Absolutely Hilarious

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Texas A&M and Alabama don’t really have much in the way of rivalry history.

The Crimson Tide are 12-3 against the Aggies all-time and Bama is 9-1 in the last 10 contests.

Despite this, Texas A&M and its fans do everything they can the play up the rivalry.

Sometimes, however, they take it a bit too far.

Just ask Texas A&M police, whose live Twitter log on Saturday was nothing short of an absolute work of art. Or a disaster.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Don’t believe us? Take a look for yourself:

3:30 p.m. ET: Public Intoxication. Northeast tower. Subject unable to walk without assistance. Given the opportunity to call a sober friend but was unable to operate his phone. Arrested. #BTHObama

(As it turns out, #BTHObama has nothing to do with former President Barack Obama. Who knew?!)

4:04 p.m. ET: Public Intoxication. Section 123. Released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHObama

4:38 p.m. ET: Public Intoxication. Subject who was released to sober friend & ejected returned to stadium. Was using a rail to stand. Arrested. #BTHObama

4:48 p.m. ET: Two intoxicated subjects entered stadium. Then caused a disturbance with ticket staff. Ejected. #BTHObama

A few more students were ejected due to public intoxication and released to their sober friends. But some fans were beyond help

4:57 p.m. ET: Public Intoxication. Northeast tower. Subject covered in mud & staggering. Released to sober friend. Ejected. Subject pushed away from friend and tried to enter stadium. Arrested. #BTHObama
The Aggies continued to eject people throughout the contest. Though it appears they either got overwhelmed or stop trying in the second half once Alabama took the lead.
One thing is certain, Texas A&M fans aren’t going to stop drinking. Especially with Jimbo Fisher and Bobby Petrino at the helm of their beloved Aggies.
And particularly not after Bama walked out with yet another victory in the “rivalry.”