The Phillie Phanatic Committed Some Serious Mascot-on-Sausage Violence Last Night
The Philadelphia Phillies never miss an opportunity to mock the Milwaukee Brewers when they’re in town by holding mock sausage races. Last night’s edition turned the good-natured ribbing into something much more sinister.
The Phillie Phanatic did his best impression of a linebacker going over the pile during a goal-line stand and destroyed three people in sausage suits.
It was an inspiring moment and I need it set to the Chariots of Fire theme RIGHT NOW.