Chip Kelly’s decision to bring Tim Tebow aboard has confounded football experts and casual fans alike. It’s tough to imagine how the media darling will suddenly become a productive contributor.
And because he’s such a polarizing figure, opinions are plentiful, theories abounding.
But no one — and I mean no one — has a more creative take on the situation than this crazy dude who emailed Philadelphia Eagles offensive lineman Evan Mathis.
Strap in, y’all. This is one hell of an electronic transmission.
Now call me crazy but lots of the stuff he said makes sense. What’s that? Agreeing with this screed is the very definition of crazy? And an awful, hate-spewing racist?
That’s not good.
Hang in there, Guy Who Wrote This. Something tells me your life is a constant challenge and it’s all someone else’s fault.