Tom Brady is notorious for having one of the blandest diets of any man alive. He drinks something like 50 gallons of water each day and only eats flavorless boiled chicken and unseasoned steamed broccoli.
Sure, he’s the greatest NFL quarterback in history and he’s married to the highest paid model on the planet. But from the outside, it’s always appeared that Tom Brady’s been living an extraordinarily vanilla life and that’s exactly why it’s so surprising to see Tom Brady absolutely beast his way through a chugging contest.
Tom was a guest on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night where Stephen challenged him to chug a beer. Brady doesn’t drink. Everyone knows this. But that didn’t stop the competitor within from stepping up to the plate and destroying Stephen Colbert in a chugging contest:
I’m not a Patriots fan but I respect the hell out of Tom Brady for winning every single year. Since the year 2000, Tom Brady and the Patriots have a better chance of making the Super Bowl than the Cleveland Browns do at even winning a game.
Given that Tom Brady never drinks you’d think that he might have some trouble picking up a beer and throwing down in a chugging contest but first and foremost you should remember that Tom went to a state school. The University of Michigan might be one of the best academic institutions in America but it’s still a state school, and state schools can party like hell. So Tom Brady still has that capacity to chug when he’s put on the spot.