I’m not in the business of fat shaming because the last thing is Lena Dunham to start a march outside my apartment. So I am just bringing to your attention that Kelvin Benjamin is objectively chubby entering OTAs. I’d like to make it clear that I have no opinion on the mere fact that he looks like Vince Wilfork, I’m just a bit shocked that the Panthers’ second leading receiver behind Greg Olsen is running routes about as fast as a DMV line.
In Benjamin’s defense, it’s become a trend for him to come into the season a bit sluggish, so there should be no doubt in any Panthers’ fan’s mind that he will turn that jelly into rock before September 10th. But it’s fun to pile it on now!