Some Of The Most Valuable College Football Teams Actually Suck

Forbes released its list of the most valuable college football programs in the nation and there’s really not a lot of surprises. Except for the awkward fact that some of the schools listed aren’t exactly crushing it in the actual football-playing department.

Texas tops the list with a $131 million value. Notre Dame is second at $122 million and Michigan third with $117. Those three schools combined to post a blistering 18-18 record this season so far, proving once again money can’t buy happiness.

The rest of the top 10 is full of traditional powers and SEC-heavy.

Florida State fans will be happy to know their squad is not on the list so they can continue subscribing to the us vs. the world narrative.

[H/T: Forbes]