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On Wednsday, the PGA Tour social media account published a video compilation they put together of Tiger Woods hitting balls on the range, flushing one shot after another, moving from a wedge to a driver, and the visual combined with audio as one watches it is completely mesmerizing.
“Flushed. 🐅 The best sound. 🔊⬆️” the PGA Tour captioned the video of Tiger Woods, then added, “Sound on for maximum effect. 🔉💯.”
They’re not kidding. You don’t even have to watch it to get hyped (though it makes it even better, obviously). Crank the sound up and listen to this. If you are any kind of golfer I’d bet money you can’t do it just one time and walk away. It’s straight-up golf p0rn.
Dude is just a ball-striking machine. Are we 100 percent sure Tiger is actually human?
It never left the pin. 😮#TOURVault pic.twitter.com/Z9RneTz2DP
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 23, 2020
Reactions to the video by people who wish they could hit a golf ball like Tiger Woods have been priceless.
Is it weird if my penis starts to move?
— Buddy Varner (@BuddHEAVY) January 23, 2020
Porn is strictly prohibited on Twitter
— Jason Maravilla (@JasonMaravilla1) January 22, 2020
Can we get this on Spotify?
— Shea Sylvester (@SheaSylvester) January 22, 2020
Or a ringtone?
— danny (@dannyhoneyman30) January 23, 2020
— Alyson (@AlysonHeon) January 22, 2020
Oh boy - that’s bloody erotic
— Brad Pettitt (@BradPettitt_) January 23, 2020
— Derek Kudjer (@koojababy) January 22, 2020
Ima have this on as I fall asleep tonight
— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) January 23, 2020
Yep, I am definitely bookmarking this one and going to have it playing on in repeat in the background while I work today, and play it anytime I just need a little pick-me-up.