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Typically Twitter beefs experience the following life cycle:
1.) Twitter user A gives opinion.
2.) Twitter user B gives opposite opinion.
3.) Twitter user A makes attack on Twitter user B’s intelligence (i.e. dude you’re a fucking moron if you think…)
4.) Twitter user B gets personal by attacking Twitter user A’s appearance in his profile picture (ie. Nice confederate flag profile pic you cousin-banging hick)
5.) Twitter user A retorts with personal jab coupled with irrelevant, insensitive and unfounded jab (Cool glasses, fag)
6.) Steps 4-5 repeat an indefinite number of times
7.) Both Twitter users internalize the rage and direct it at an innocent loved one on a later date.
Welp, there are always exceptions to the rule, and it looks like a Twitter spat that started after Boogie Cousins tore his quad in Monday’s historic loss against the Clippers, is ending with a beatdown.
I believe this is what the kids call, “When Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers.”
It all started with this tweet by a man who goes by the handle @PointGods:
Great, now Warriors fans are gonna talk about Rockets only beat them because Boogie is hurt
— Eric (@PointGods) April 16, 2019
A Twitter user with the handle @TheSlanderGawd was not happy with a fellow deity, @PointGods, making light of a serious situation.
https://twitter.com/TheSlanderGawd/status/1118026797478600704
What started as an online disagreement, escalated into @TheSlanderGawd buying a $470 plane ticket, plus the $34 travel protection to defend Boogie’s honor.
https://twitter.com/TheSlanderGawd/status/1117990286679003136
See you soon
— Eric (@PointGods) April 16, 2019
It’s not as pathetic as it seems, though, @TheSlanderGawd’s got fam in Houston.
https://twitter.com/TheSlanderGawd/status/1117992823964491776
Oh God, @PointGods actually gave him his residence info.
Yikes pic.twitter.com/Q6GDaplxta
— Wussell Westbrook Wannabe (@just_4ball) April 16, 2019
Looks like @PointGods has an ace up his sleeve.
And man didn’t get tickets til late April when I’m already gonna be done and moved out back home…
— Eric (@PointGods) April 16, 2019
Thank a God for that $34 travel protection.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]