Warriors Owner Joe Lacob Implies That He And His Fiancée Had Sex With NBA Championship Trophy
The Golden State Warriors have become NBA legends since winning the NBA Championship last Summer. First, we had the story of one of the Warriors players hooking up with porn star Lisa Ann. Now, Warriors owner Joe Lacob is implying that he had a menage-a-trois with his fiancee and the Larry O’brien trophy.
via Haute Living
“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” reveals Lacob, which rhymes with Jacob. “Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.”
On one hand, we want to ask more questions; on the other, we don’t really want to know any more than he’s already shared. (Not that this animated hoops nut is going to tell us anyway.)
“I’ll leave it to the imagination,” he says, grinning. “We had a lot of fun with it.”
Hopefully the NBA cleans the trophy with some bleach to get the cum stains off of it before they hand it off to next year’s winner.
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