This Is What It Looks Like to Be Adrian Peterson

God, we want football back. This is what we've come to: Snatching up kind-of shitty helmet cam footage like starving children. Trying to guess whether Peterson's bursts of speed through the o-line signifies a 2,200 yard year. Deciding if Ponder's goofy voice means he's not “elite.” We want it back so badly.

(Actually, if there's anything to be gleaned here, it's that Ponder is making a strong case for “goofiest quarterback in the NFL” status. You're in the clear, Eli. You can step aside. Put down your tiny bucket.)

[H/T: Complex Sports]

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