As a massive sports fan, it’s only natural for me to yell at the TV and throw shit around the living room when something pisses me off. Problem is, oh yeah, I’m a 31-year-old “adult” who shouldn’t be so pissed off at a bunch of college kids who would beat the shit out of me in a game of one-on-one and ACTUALLY know what they’re doing on the basketball court.
Unfortunately, SGAAYACK (Seasonal Grown Ass Adults Yelling At College Kids) is a real syndrome that happens to us all—and with college hoops season tipping off, the outbreak is about to spread across the country.