The people of Detroit appreciate a good car, so one has to think new outfielder Yoenis Cespedes will be welcomed with open arms. Of course, his flame-breathing Lamborghini isn’t exactly American-made, but Tigers fans will give him a pass for two reasons. First, it’s objectively awesome. And secondly, if he provides some much needed pop and gets the franchise to the promised land, they won’t care if he takes a goddamn clown car to the ballpark.
You may ask yourself, “why is it important to have a vehicle that breathes fire.” The question you should be asking yourself, however, is, “why wouldn’t you have a vehicle that breathes fire?”