The Perfect T-Shirt For The Retired Superstar In Your Life

retired superstar t-shirt

Is your banner hanging from the rafters of life?

We get it. Happens to all of us.

Your glory days are behind you.

Now it’s nothing but Sunday morning tee times with the brother-in-law and a hall of fame induction ceremony for all those nights that turned to mornings. Cheers to easy livin’, 401k matching, and inevitable winters in Florida and/or Arizona.

We made this exclusive tee with our friends at ModThread. It’s made with ringspun combed cotton (90% cotton/10% poly), printed with natural non-toxic water-based ink.

Model is wearing a medium.



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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: