I want to preface this by saying that if my son was the biggest pop star on the planet, I would act exactly how Jeremy Bieber acts–which is a shoe-in for a first ballot Hall of Fame fuckboy 10,000. I would buy more fedoras and scaly caps than I’d know what to do with, I’d rock studded earrings and a spray tan that would make Don Cheadle look like Carrot Top.
Jeremy Bieber, who is 40-years-old, recently had an engagement party in Toronto complete with superheroes, tigers, and the son who allowed him to wear a white scaly cap and not get punched in the sniffer.
And while I’ll never hate on someone for finding true love, I will hate on a guy who presents himself like Bieber’s dad does. 11 out of 10 times.
https://twitter.com/john/status/726780230824792065
justin to the party from friancaille from her father @justinbieber @JeremyBieber pic.twitter.com/we8Y8nNBye
— Ariana (@purposelove56) May 1, 2016
Toronto definitely knows how to party. @JeremyBieber @John and the birthday boy Andy Curnew pic.twitter.com/VzDoqHAOqQ
— Ryan Totka (@RyanTotka) May 1, 2016
Fuckboys attract other fuckboys. It’s science. And that dude on the left may just Fuhrer Fuckboy.
Jeremy Biebs is the real life Colin Farrell from Horrible Bosses.
I guess I’m being a little bitter. I wish nothing but the best for Jeremy and his bride-to-be.
That fucking hat though. Unforgivable.