https://www.instagram.com/p/BOjX_AJg0-s/?taken-by=jlo
This morning, Rihanna woke up following 1,230 humans on Instagram. By noon, she dropped to 1,229. The one follower difference is none other than 47-year-old pop icon Jennifer Lopez aka Jenny from the Block aka J-Lo aka Two Decades Of Spank Bank Material. The timing of the unfollow–which in 2016 means taking a shit on someone’s carpet–is no coincidence. Rumors of Rihanna’s on again, off again ex-beau Drake and J-Lo dating have all but been confirmed after the two posted a cuddly-wuddly photo together to each of their Instagram accounts.
Things between the two weren’t always as dire as the daunting unfollow. Just eight months ago, Rihanna gifted J-Lo with these high heels that I’m guessing cost more than my parents’ house.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEcNzpwGuH_/
The rumors that Drake, 30, and J-Lo, 47, are an item began circulating after Drake rented out a restaurant for J.Lo and some friends for a private celebration. J.Lo then reportedly turned down a $1 million New Year’s Eve gig in Miami to spend time with Drake. So for those scoring at home, Drake’s meat popsicle is worth equal or more than one million bucks.
Before we get to the fire Twitter reactions on the matter, let’s put our hands together for Drizzy’s recent conquests.
Here is what Twitter had to say about the matter.
https://twitter.com/XLNB/status/814089119957663744
Drake has been low key planning his move on j-lo pic.twitter.com/ihRXtWe9LT
— Akanii (@LesNgobz) December 28, 2016
If Drake pulled J Lo light skin niggas might take 2016, that's some 4th quarter half court shot to win the game type shit
— Yes Im PATisDOPE (@PATisDOPE) December 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/TrashLanez/status/814162499293638656
Drake is a cold blooded assassin… if you're going to beef with him you better hide your girl, hide your wife and hide your mistress pic.twitter.com/pve7ybdt1f
— Rondo Bryant (@BullHunitProof) December 28, 2016
Drake got Rihanna and J-Lo in the same year pic.twitter.com/6AqfGodoyG
— Spencer (@SpencerHNDRXX) December 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/officialBlack__/status/814165651040432132
All Drake gotta do is hit Halle Berry now and he officially the 🐐
— Trill Axelrod (@TheTrillAC) December 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/FemaleTexts/status/814135943401611264