Scarlett Johansson Reveals Her Pick For The Hottest Dude In The World Right Now

At 32 years young, Scarlett Johansson has split from her second husband Romain Dauriac, a French journalist and father of her child. They were married for two years.

In the new issue of Playboy,  Johansson basically said that the reason for her the breakup is due to her desire to be with other dudes.

‘I think the idea of marriage is very romantic; it’s a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing. I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person…I think it definitely goes against some instinct to look beyond.’

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The Avengers star, who was first married to Ryan Reynolds, opened up about her love life since the split during an appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM. True to form, Stern pressed Johannson on potential suitors–throwing out names like Brad Pitt, Louis CK, Orlando Bloom, even David Spade.

“A lot of comedians I know have a dark side, though. I don’t need any darkness,” Johansson replied. “I think I’ve got a lot on my plate right now, but I’ll let you know.”

Don’t mind me.

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Johansson gave her pick as to who the hottest man on the planet is right now, and would you like to venture a guess? Tim Riggins? Chris Pratt is all the rage right now? My girlfriend wants to bang the dude who plays Thor. None of the above. Scarlett’s pick: Gordon Fucking Ramsey.

“[Gordon Ramsay is] the hottest guy right now in the world,” she said. “Or Anthony Bourdain! There’s a running theme.”

Sucks for you, Scarlett. Ramsey is happily married and has four loving children. Looks like I’m your next best option. I’m super fucking lonely. Help.

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Hit me up.

[h/t Page Six]

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