Why America’s Founding Fathers Were the World’s First Frat Stars

By 06.23.14

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Personally, I love it when BroBible readers send us ridiculous e-mails after they’ve obviously been drinking or smoking the good stuff. Last week towards the end of the week, one Bro reached out with an incredible thesis about how the founding fathers of the United States were probably the world’s first frat stars.

Tell me you can’t picture Ben Franklin chillin’ at a Government Mule concert, smokin’ a bowl and crushing frosty pint after pint of Victory Summer Love Ale. And Thomas Jefferson? Kid was the classic entitled trust fund frat Bro who eventually went to law school.

Our reader’s ridiculous theory below. Let freedom ring, baby.

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Never forget, these are the values our country was founded on.


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