Black Friday Shoppers DEMOLISHED This Nike Store – ‘I Thought There Was An Earthquake’

You survived Black Friday!!! Congratulations! Thankfully, you weren’t one of the Black Friday shoppers who were shot or trampled this year. Or were you just smart enough and heeded Bill Burr’s astute advice to steer clear of Black Friday and to wait until Cyber Monday to buy your mint Milano Cookies? Well, this Nike store in Tulalip, Washington was not as fortunate because it got destroyed.

This Nike factory store at the Seattle Premium Outlets was absolutely ravaged by deal-hunting shoppers.

It appears as though 9th century Vikings went on a raid where they pillaged and plundered the joint.

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Seattle resident Larry Downer couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw the destruction. “I thought there was an earthquake that happened,” he told BuzzFeed News. “It was unreal.”

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I can’t wait to buy everything I need from the sanctity of my home in my stained underwear on Cyber Monday.

[BuzzFeed]