Sadly, this Black Friday saw four people shot in three different states leaving two dead. The absolute lunacy that people put their lives in danger over a NutriBullet that’s $12 off is beyond me. Especially since it comes a day after people are supposed to be thankful for everything they have. To shed some light on exactly how bonkers Black Friday is, the always insightful Bill Burr takes down the capitalistic holiday.
In the flashback clip from Conan, ole Billy side-splittah absolutely destroys Black Friday and anyone who took the chance of being trampled when you’re trying to save $30 on an above-ground pool or Mint Milano Cookies.