Hero Firefighter Rescues Suicidal Girl From Jumping Off A Balcony With A Double-Legged Kick

I was toggling between two headlines:

1.) Hero Firefighter Rescues Suicidal Girl From Jumping Off A Balcony With A Double-Legged Kick

2.) Dickhead Firefighter Kills Girl Before She Could Kill Herself

I settled on the former because I believe in the good intentions of most people. But, if we’re being frank, there’s no way that dude didn’t unload a few weekly stresses on that chick’s clavicle. A little extra oomph for theatrics. Regardless, the technique was life-saving and this firefighter may as well have been wearing a halo because things could have gotten messy without him. Cheers to good people.

Real talk though bro: If you’re going through some tough times that seem impossible to dig yourself out of, you’re not alone. You cannot be replaced and help is just one call away.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255, available 24 hours/day.

[h/t LADbible]

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.