Meet Micah Dailey. He is a 20-year-old from Cape Coral, Florida who was arrested Tuesday for possession of marijuana. It was a fuck ton of weed, too. No, I’m lying. It was barely any. The sum was less than 20 grams. TWENTY GRAMS!
My guess is that the cop(s) saw his shirt, saw the weed and thought “JACKPOT!” Let’s be honest with ourselves, there’s no way you could just let him go with a slap on the wrist for this. Do I think arresting him was possibly unnecessary and a waste of time? Yes. However, it’s not every day that the stars align for such a perfect mug shot. Had to book him.
[H/T NYDN, Images via Lee County]