Pokemon GO’s main purpose may have been to jumpstart Nintendo’s stagnant stock prices and get lazy blobs out of the house and exploring, but as with anything in life there are unintended consequences/perks: take the guy who claims he got caught cheating on his girlfriend after she checked his Pokemon GO account, or the fact that people are claiming that playing the game is getting them laid:
Pokémon Go servers are down, how am I gonna get laid now?😩
— Trevor Koos (@Trevor_Koos) July 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/blaq_sav/status/752501796489220096
https://twitter.com/VibeWithTheGod/status/752685371419463681
Pokemon Go is great for my mental health. I also got laid.
— stu (@TruthHurtsCrown) July 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/DFSMoron/status/752276777540739073
https://twitter.com/UndeadPriest/status/751477509896765445
Real nigga hours, goodnight, Pokemon Go got me laid
— Vextos (@Vextos) July 8, 2016
So are these people liars, or just better at getting action than Ash Ketchum at the Indigo Plateau? Some people think it’s totally plausible, or at the very least worth a shot:
I wonder how many people got laid last night because of pokemon go
— jake (@wheresalt) July 10, 2016
I wonder how many random people met in the street playing Pokemon Go and then got laid off it.
— Brian Valentine (@BrianValentine) July 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/Amphabio/status/752298397219127296
If I get laid because of Pokemon go, I'll get a tattoo of an Evee on my arm. After boot camp though.
— Chaddy (@RutherfordHenry) July 11, 2016
Personally, I’m a believer. Why not? If you can get laid off Craigslist then you can get laid from Pokemon GO, and at least with Pokemon your chances of catching herpes are at a low .000001% considering most people playing are still virgins.
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