Meet Ian Servantes. Servantes is a millennial Philadelphia Eagles fan and news editor for Complex Magazine, a wonderful Internet publication regularly read in the BroBible office.
He just went on vacation in Costa Rica, where he did things like watch movies in treehouse jawn in the middle of the jungle:
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/712821025617018880
At the airport, he met Tom Brady and his gorgeous supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen. She ribbed him for being an Eagles fan, which all us Eagles fans deserve.
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714184657668018176
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714185888406900739
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714187232081526785
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714196903013916673
Because Tom Brady fan boys are navel-gazing fuckbois themselves, Ian Servantes got blasted for his choice of words on Twitter, which was clearly a joke. Turns out Twitter doesn’t like it when you call Brady a “fuckboi”, especially if you’re an Eagles fan. RIP to your mentions from aggro Patriots fans who don’t get jokes, Ian:
https://twitter.com/mattcorbett24/status/714195321308516352
But I doubt he cares. After all, Costa Rica has those good cold meds:
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714269507330519040
https://twitter.com/ian_servantes/status/714268725264977920
Meanwhile, the memes from his co-workers at Complex are on-point:
.@BroBible pic.twitter.com/WhtRtGG0Kx
— Andrew Gruttadaro (@andrewgrutt) March 28, 2016
.@BroBible pic.twitter.com/F1mPRqfgsP
— David Amaya (@AmayaNYC) March 28, 2016