This story is so goddamn good I don’t even want to tarnish it with pre-story commentary. It’s like me trying to make alterations on the Mona Lisa or amendments to Jen Selter’s squat routine.
So before I babble on any longer, I present to you bros the best ten minutes you’ll spend today–and that includes the Brazzers videos currently buffering on your laptop.
This is literature.
[h/t LADbible]