Man Gives Video Confession About Giving Donald Trump A Golden Shower Back In 2011 And Frankly I Believe Him

by 10 months ago

There has been much hoopla regarding the scandalous allegations of President-elect Donald J. Trump hiring prostitutes to perform a golden showers show in the same hotel that President Barack Obama and his wife stayed at. However, there were some issues with the report released by BuzzFeed. The source for the allegations was unverified documents, which a user on 4chan has taken credit for pissgate despite it also being completely unverified. Despite bypassing every known journalistic principle, BuzzFeed published the accusations. However, they were not completely sold on their own story and BuzzFeed’s Editor-in-Chief Ben Smith issued a disclaimer regarding the article where he admitted “there is serious reason to doubt the allegations.”

The story printed by BuzzFeed also stated that President-elect Donald Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, met with Russian operatives in Prague in August 2016. One itsy-bitsy problem with that, Cohen says that he has never been to Prague. Too bad, I hear the city is absolutely lovely.

Cohen told The Atlantic that the story is “totally fake.”

“I’m telling you emphatically that I’ve not been to Prague, I’ve never been to Czech [Republic], I’ve not been to Russia,” Cohen said. “The story is completely inaccurate, it is fake news meant to malign Mr. Trump.”

The dates that Cohen was allegedly conspiring with Putin’s minions and Trump was cavorting in watersports are in question. Sources confirm Cohen was with his son and his baseball coach at USC in Los Angeles. Cohen said that he was in Los Angeles from the 23rd through the 29th of August, and that the rest of the month and the following he was in New York.

Geotagging of his Twitter seems to justify those claims.

So as of right now, it appears that President-elect Trump did not engage in golden showers at the Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow in 2013.

For those of you wishing that the next President of the United States enjoys golden showers keep your head up because another shocking story has been revealed.

A video dating back to 2011 features a man coming forward to allege that he gave Trump a golden shower.

“I did give Donald Trump a golden shower,” the man alleges. He also claims that Trump sent him a thank you letter for the golden shower and that the PEEOTUS “liked it very much.”

Frankly, I tend to believe this man’s story.

And who wouldn’t want a golden shower from this gentleman?


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