Birds. Do you trust them? I don’t trust them. You shouldn’t either. Why? Because they will snatch your fucking gophers straight off your land with nary a fucking care in the world.
Look at this blue heron. It swallows a damn gopher WHOLE.
Birds. Do you trust them? I don’t trust them. You shouldn’t either. Why? Because they will snatch your fucking gophers straight off your land with nary a fucking care in the world.
Look at this blue heron. It swallows a damn gopher WHOLE.