Draymond Green Looks As Happy As A 2016 NBA Champion In His Mug Shot Photo

Draymond Green was thrown in the slammer last Sunday after allegedly slapping a taunting fan at an East Lansing, Michigan bar. The “victim” was reportedly 22-year-old Jermaine Edmondson, a senior cornerback on the MSU football team.

According to the police report obtained by TMZ Sports, at least two officers witnessed Green slapping Edmondson across the face outside of Conrad’s bar. The slap was allegedly sparked by Draymond Green taunting Edmondson over a scholarship.

After posting a $200 bond and being released, Draymond hopped on a helicopter and Snapchatted videos of himself flying over New York City.

Green wore an “Attack the Rim” shirt in his mugshot and smiled like he was taking a senior portrait, likely still beaming over picking up a former NBA MVP in the offseason. Not a care in the world.

Add Draymond to the Happy Athlete Mug Shot Dream Team.

He’s in good company. Well, mostly.

Deion Sanders arrest in 1996 for misdemeanor trespassing after fishing in a lake owned by Southwest Florida International Airport is actually pretty laughable.

Ryan Leaf was a bit too fucked up to smile. But the intent was there. I guess when you’re all buzzed up on prescription pills after burglarizing a home, you can’t take anything too seriously.

Fool me once, O.J…

Don’t worry, Scottie. Jordan will bail you out. Again.

Wait, Hines. How’d your pouty reckless driving mug shot get on this list? Wait are you…are you crying?

[h/t TMZ]

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