The Orlando Magic unveiled a new alternate jersey for the upcoming season and, much like the team’s performances over the past few seasons, they are BAD!
New Orlando Magic alternate jersey pic.twitter.com/uyB6BCYaIB
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 9, 2016
Looking more like a hockey sweater with the triple line going through the middle, the logo in the center and a small number up on top of one of the shoulders, I don’t know what’s worse for the team, the history of seeing superstars bolt for greener pastures, or these fucking things.
Get your first look at our brand-new “Stars” jersey, which players will wear during the 2016-17 season! #PureMagichttps://t.co/h6MJ6sWKGM
— Orlando Magic (@OrlandoMagic) August 9, 2016
Known as the “Stars” jersey, the team will be embarrassingly wearing them at various points in the 2016-17 season, but, hopefully, public opinion of them is so bad that the team pulls back on the number of times they’ll don these terrible, terrible tops. Better yet, maybe they can, you know, pull a magic trick and just make them disappear altogether?