As a Philadelphia Eagles fan, I hate the fact that this is the third time I’ve posted an amazing, profanity-laced rant from of the one and only EDP, because that means we lost yet another football game.
*Writes rest of article with paper bag over face*
Yesterday’s 40-17 losing performance on Sunday Night Football was an utter embarrassment any way you cut it. Worst loss of the season, in my humble opinion. It was pitiful. Chip Kelly’s Eagles team is pitiful. Even Snoop Dogg will tell you they’re “Sorry as fuck.”
What was only a ten point deficit coming out of halftime turned into a disasterous blowout courtesy of two terrible fumbles, and a defense with an inability to cover literally anyone who tested their secondary. Oh yeah, and the 187 yards and three touchdowns we gave up to David Johnson. Who? Exactly. The highlight of yesterday’s game was honestly my buddy dancing on top of his Jeep during our pregame tailgate.
Oh and this. This absolutely NSFW, mental breakdown of a rant by EatDayPussy445. Dude is LIVID.
And don’t even give me that, “but they can still win the division.” The inevitable first round playoff loss will be more deflating than the footballs up in New England.