I’d honestly rather my son be born with DD breasts than be the kind of dude who hits the deck before a punch is thrown during a fight. At least with the titties you can wear a sports bra and keep them close to the chest and keep the appearance of being a man. If you live your life going full beta male during every confrontation, that is an ailment that cannot be fixed. Being a softie is a life sentence. A pestering disease that will follow you for the rest of your days. Like herpes, but worse.
[h/t For the Win]