Watch Two Golfers Get Into The Most Pathetic Fist Fight Every Recorded On Video

I’d honestly rather my son be born with DD breasts than be the kind of dude who hits the deck before a punch is thrown during a fight. At least with the titties you can wear a sports bra and keep them close to the chest and keep the appearance of being a man. If you live your life going full beta male during every confrontation, that is an ailment that cannot be fixed.  Being a softie is a life sentence. A pestering disease that will follow you for the rest of your days. Like herpes, but worse.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.