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If this fight doesn’t encapsulate every 12-year-old ever, I’m not sure what does. The “I’m-really-frustrated-and-have-yet-to-acquire-anger-management-skills-so-I’ll-just-throw-errant-punches-that-I-never-intended-to-land-but-then-take-a-powerful-hack-at-your-hand-me-down-golf-bag-to-show-you-I’m-not-fucking-around” sequence is an emotional tornado every kid can relate to. A compassionate adult would give the benefit of the doubt to a friend who was lying 4 strokes out without site of the green. Not this dude. This young John Daly screams at you to replace your divots while your ball dribbles into the woods. Insufferable.
I don’t want to make reckless assumptions here but I think it’s safe to say that we all grew up with the visor hat kid. Each school district was required to have one kid who rocked a Tweety Bird shirt with a bacon collar, insisted on playing QB at recess even though his body type and skill set was better suited for a less glamorous role, and who wasn’t above snitching if it served his purpose. His name was probably Travis. His name was most definitely Travis.
I’d bet a lunch at Red Lobster that Travis rocks the tee in his visor to school on Monday just to let his classmates know he hit the links over the weekend. Power moves only.
P.S. I could have watched the entire season of House of Cards in the time it took for Travis to get up from that shove.
P.P.S. Are these kids walking the entire fucking course like poor people?? No wonder they’re at each others throats. Spring for a cart you peasants.