And another one bites the dust. Now Hayden Panettiere is pregnant with her enormous boxing fiance Wladimir Klitschko’s child. It’s becoming an epidemic, people. In just the last few months Stacy Keibler, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, Doutzen Kroes, Mila Kunis and now Hayden Panettiere have all become pregnant.
It’s like someone is just running through the Maxim Hot 100 and knocking up our favorite women.
This case, however, ought to be quite the experiment in genetics. I can’t wait to see how a midget and giant’s child turns out.
Hayden, of course, thinks that the kid will be totally normal looking, but I’m not so sure…
She even joked about what her kids with Klitschko might look like. “He’s got bowlegs and I’ve got knocked knees, so they’re going to have straight legs,” Panettiere quipped during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in November 2013. “And they’ll be normal height.”
Personally I think the kid will be taller than Hayden by the time he’s about 6 or 7 years-old and beating all the other kids asses in grade school with an evil Ukrainian accent. In other words, this is the one time one of my favorite sexy female celebs getting pregnant actually has me excited.
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