So is Beyonce pregnant or not?

This whole “Is Beyonce pregnant or not” situation is starting to bug me. Let’s break down the facts as we currently know them.

First, Beyonce cancels the a concert in Belgium because of what was reported as dehydration and exhaustion, the first concert she’s ever canceled, and immediately every celebrity gossip site in the world speculates that she is pregnant – because that’s what they do. Beyonce pretty much ignores them other than an apology for canceling the concert

Then her friend Russell Simmons goes on Twitter and says, “Congratulations Jay-Z & Beyoncé.” Which everyone again assumes means that Beyonce is pregnant.

Next, Beyonce goes on Instagram and says, “I can’t stop the rumors from starting, and I can’t really change peoples minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me.” She then later removes the post.

And now, on Saturday night, Beyonce appeared in concert in Milan wearing a skin-tight blue catsuit and other revealing outfits that don’t show the slightest hint that she’s pregnant.

So is Beyonce pregnant or not? I guess only time will tell. There is one thing that I can confirm, however: millions of people out there really don’t give a shit either way.

UPDATE: Beyonce is officially NOT PREGNANT. Phew. Now we can go back to not caring.