Scarlett Johansson named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

For the second time in a decade, Esquire magazine has named Scarlett Johansson the Sexiest Woman Alive. Anyone got a problem with that? She was also named Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006, but I like to think that she won this year’s honor based purely on her ability to look like a complete doofus when falling down.

Related: Scarlett Johansson is still extremely photogenic

Last year, Esquire named Mila Kunis the sexiest woman alive. Talk about picking your low-hanging fruit. Mila and now ScarJo? No brainers both.

The only question I have now is whether or not Scarlett will be able to follow up this prestigious title (pics and video here) with the titles Mila also won afterwards: Most f**kable celebrity and the mainstream star guys most want to see do porn. Because those are real honors.

See where Scarlett Johansson ranked on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses under the age of 30.