Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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That anyone will watch this Pro Bowl speaks to the strength of the NFL.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) January 28, 2013
It really is astounding.
So after seeing the Pro Bowl logo all over the place this week, I’m kind of curious why they chose a stylized vagina to represent the game.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) January 28, 2013
That was an odd choice.
Just went to Buzzfeed for the first time. Saw 17 amazing stories that I had no interest in reading.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 28, 2013
But they were amazing, right?
Try teaching a virgin how to f%#* at 35 “ain’t nobody got time for that” RT @danielleagape: @ochocinco Lol, a good woman is worth teaching!
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 28, 2013
Well, somebody might.
PROB POOP CAUSE SHE STINKS RT @huffpoststyle What’s that on Anne Hathaway’s fingers? huff.to/11131Oa
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2013
Guessing she’s not a big fan.
Retweet if you think Hillary and Obama are fucking again.
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) January 28, 2013
Amazingly, this got over 300 retweets.
Watching a documentary about Meth. “If you can bake cookies, you can make meth.” Well great, now I want cookies and meth.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2013
They do go well together.
A-Rod should do the Yankees a favor and never play again.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2013
So sayeth The Donald.
Still disturbed that the popular URL shortener “bitly” turns its own address bit.ly into bit.ly/mxkFBv
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 29, 2013
Yeah, that’s not shorter.
You’re born naked & the rest is kind of a let down
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) January 29, 2013
We’re living on the version of Earth where gun rights advocates heckled the father of a Sandy Hook victim.Happy Tuesday!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2013
Can we move to a different version?
After YEARS of lying on eye tests trying to get glasses… My eyes finally got bad enough to need them! Go me!say.ly/PBq53S1
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) January 29, 2013
Go you indeed.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless its cover says “Tit Party,” because that’s probably an awesome book.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 29, 2013
Umm, where can one purchase this book?
By the way, fans: Don’t tell me to take a pic with your “little kids”, they have no purchasing power so why would I? #waah #shutitshortstuff
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) January 29, 2013
Hard to believe he isn’t in higher demand.
If I was Alex Rodriguez, I would blame Lennay Kekua for everything.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) January 30, 2013
Donald Trump would still hate him.
Dem Sen. Menendez using hookers procured by an eye doctor? “Better this way…or this way…this…or this?”
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) January 30, 2013
Now cover one eye.
This job is so hard. I keep asking for a drink and all they want to do is check the lighting and the shutter speed. twitter.com/HopeDworaczyk/…
— Hope Dworaczyk (@HopeDworaczyk) January 30, 2013
Science has brought us along SO far…yet, shoving wads of cotton up our vaginas is the main “cure” to menstruation? #FAIL
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) January 31, 2013
It does seem a little primitive, doesn’t it?
re: Chinese Military hackers. We need to hack into THEIR computers, track down General Tso & get the recipe for his scrumptious chicken!
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 31, 2013
Sounds like a solid plan to me.
How is it possible that no one has invented a puppy that stays a puppy?
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) January 31, 2013
Science is really letting us down this week.
My iPhone keeps trying to change the word ‘doucheface’ in this text to my mother. I’m gonna need autocorrect to stop being so judgmental.
— A.J. (@WWEAJLee) January 31, 2013
You mean “doucheface” isn’t in the phone’s dictionary?
Some people have no luck and some have all the luck in the world!
— LeBron James (@KingJames) January 31, 2013
Well, that about covers it. Thanks, King!
Oh no you did NOT just ask me “what I’m doing for the Super Bowl.”
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) January 31, 2013
So what are you doing, uh, on Sunday?
Ok get ready to call in 877-205-9796 today’s topic is vibrators/dildos/phallic non-carbon based lifeforms we like to stick in our orifices..
— Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross) January 31, 2013
I can’t wait to see what next week’s topic will be.