The 38 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Eh, I’m sure John will help.

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Wait, is that true?

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Funny, same thing happens to me after the range.

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Sucks when that happens.

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You heard the man. Sparkle harder!

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Duh, you squeeze it’s nipples.

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F-ckin’ Obama.

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Welcome to The Big Apple.

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That’s code, right?

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I may or may not have been that drunk once.

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Let’s not get crazy here.

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My guess is the pundits would even outlive the cockroaches.

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This is true.

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Someone needs a new tinfoil hat.

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Finally one in the “W” column.

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No idea what she means, but I think I like it.

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Sorry about that, Chrissy.

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I think he’s right.

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The WORLD has been waiting long enough.

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I think he might be right on this.

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That would be bad, right?

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Damn, I’d have like 100 pets by now if I did that.

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Good one.

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Oh, Brooklyn…

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Good God which one?! And get him out of me now!

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Hard to disagree.

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Really? Now I have to try it.

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Ummm…

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She’s scaring me a little.

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This sounds more like MLB than the NFL, doesn’t it?

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Why do I believe this?

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No wonder it’s so popular.

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Who doesn’t?

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Oh shit…

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It really does appear to have it all.

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Dude ain’t lyin’.

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Have a great weekend, everybody!