These Are The 25 College Majors With The Highest Starting Salaries

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“Go into math and sciences,” they said.

“FUCK YOU and FUCK math and science,” you replied.

“You’re going to regret it,” they said.

“Not when my app idea to help fraternities haze their pledges drops, you dumb bitch.” you insisted.

Look. I’m not here to preach about how majoring in something math or science-related is the way to go, but these numbaaaaas don’t lie. So that’s certainly something to think about the next time you call your father a dumb bitch.

Per Business Insider:

25. Management Information Systems – Median starting salary: $56,300
24. Mechanical Engineering Technology – Median starting salary: $56,600
23. Nursing – Median starting salary: $56,900
22. Business and Information Technology – Median starting salary: $56,900
21. Architectural Engineering – Median starting salary: $57,000
20. Physics – Median starting salary: $57,200
19. Electrical Engineering Technology – Median starting salary: $58,900
18. Biomedical Engineering – Median starting salary: $59,600
17. Business Information Systems – Median starting salary: $59,800
16. Acturarial Mathematics – Median starting salary: $60,800
15. Computer Science – Median starting salary: $61,600
14. Software Engineering – Median starting salary: $61,700
13. Industrial Engineering – Median starting salary: $61,900
12. Mechanical Engineering – Median starting salary: $62,100
11. Computer Science and Mathematics – Median starting salary: 63,200
10. Materials Science and Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,000
9. Electronics and Communications Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,100
8. Aerospace Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,700
7. Electrical Engineering – Median starting salary: $65,900
6. Electrical and Computer Engineering – Median starting salary: $66,500
5. Computer Science and Engineering – Median starting salary: $66,700
4. Nuclear Engineering – Median starting salary: $67,000
3. Computer Engineering – Median starting salary: $67,300
2. Chemical Engineering – Median starting salary: $69,600
1. Petroleum Engineering – Median starting salary: $102,300

So you’re telling me that engineering is a decent career choice?  I dunno if I’m buying it. You better stay the course. I’m sure Drama majors will be in high demand by the time you graduate.

[H/T TFM via Business Insider ]