I’ve been out of college for almost a full year now, and the only thing I really miss about it were the day drinks where it was completely acceptable to be black-out drunk by 1 p.m. and passed out by 7 p.m. The general impression I’ve gotten so far from the real world is that if you try and pull that on any given day of the week then you just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Alcoholics Anonymous, which I’m sure some of us need but hey – sometimes you just gotta go get drunk in a field with a random kiddie pool for late afternoon bikini wrestling.
