First off, how old are you bro–17? 48? I can’t call it, but either wouldn’t surprise me.
Dude legit looks like Peter Griffin, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Michelin Man, and Andy Reid all had an orgy and birthed this creature.
Secondly, Paul (whoever you are), why didn’t you show this dude’s Ice Bucket Challenge? He had a case tractor bucket dumped over his head for ALS and you didn’t show it. There’s not one person in America who wouldn’t want to see this man-child get drenched, and the fact that you didn’t air it is just piss poor.
And just as an FYI: Mississippi State’s Davis Wade Stadium is the new Death Valley. I haven’t believed in anything as much as this chubster believes that, so as far as I’m concerned, whatever he says is Gospel. Water is wet, this guy is a virgin, and Davis Wade Stadium is the new Death Valley. All universal truths.
Preach, baby. Preach.
[h/t Busted Coverage]