This Meltdown Montage Of Miserable UT, Bama, And Arkansas Fans After Weekend Losses Is Internet Gold


No. 2 Alabama lost to No. 14 Ole Miss, 43-37, at home. Five turnovers, one crazy  play (featured in video), and a couple controversial calls have Tide fans LIVID.

Texas lost to Cal, 45-44. The Golden Bears had a 45-24 lead after three quarters, but UT mounted an epic fourth quarter comeback. A missed extra point with one minute left drove the nail into the coffin for the Longhorns.

Arkansas lost to Texas Tech 35-24, marking the Razorbacks second straight loss. After the game Texas Tech coach Kliff Kingsbury told reporters that Arkansas coach Bret Bielema “got his ass kicked” in the loss. Yikes.

The music in the video montage about is absolutely spot on. Really captures the suicidal vibe that is apparent in the faces of the fans of three schools where football is not every thing, it’s the only thing. The only tune I may have substituted in would be Kansas’ Dust in the Wind.

Has anyone checked on this dude? He hasn’t been answering my texts.

This is what every girl I try to spit game with at the bar looks like. T-minus 40 seconds before she says “I’m going to find my friends.”

Fine, I don’t care!! *Cares so much. So fucking much.*

No one I’d want to be less than this dude’s son after the Bama loss. Poor bastard 110% got the belt treatment. This dude has “DOMESTIC ABUSE” oozing out his ears.

This is his son. Thinking about the belt. And how he can never come out of the closet to his pops.

When your English teacher is looking for volunteers to summarize last night’s reading but you haven’t even bought the book yet.

[h/t TFM]

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