Fan Jumps Onto Field At College World Series And Gets Absolutely Steamrolled By Security Guard


Fans were awarded a little tomfoolery to break up the monotony of three hours of baseball yesterday as Florida spanked Louisville 5-1 in the College World Series. Between the 8th and 9th inning, a fan jumped onto the field in a valiant effort to retrieve a beach ball that had gone astray.

That was a bad decision for him, but a great one for us. A security guard who evidently had a rough week came steaming at him like John Rocker leaving the bullpen. He and the fan engaged in an Oklahoma drill for thousands of fans to witness. And it was fucking glorious.


[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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