This College Just Can’t Figure Out Who Keeps Making Peepholes In Men’s Bathrooms Around Campus

It’s a mystery only a TV detective can solve! Somebody like Castle or the old broad from Murder She Wrote. The case of the men’s room peepholes! I think that was a Hardy Boys book.

American River College has a bathroom problem. Someone keeps trying to get a good look at strange dick.

American River College officials are hoping students can help them nab whoever is behind several mysterious peepholes in men’s bathrooms on campus.

Students at American River College are on edge after peepholes have been popping up throughout campus men’s rooms.

American River College is doing it’s best to keep the peeping dick watching to a minimum.

“A team of custodians patrol the restrooms several times a day, and if a hole is found, it’s covered with a piece of metal and screws,” said custodial supervisor Preston Harris. “It’s as effective as we can get for now, in terms of immediately providing for the privacy of the students, faculty and staff.”

The peepholes appear in a perfect sightline with urinals and the issue has been going on for…OVER TEN YEARS?!?!

Harris says the holes are made through the walls of bathroom stalls and it’s been an off and on issue for at least the last decade.

“This semester it’s been a little bit more rampant than before,” he said.

And right here is where the TV detective goes “oh, and one more question, Mr. Harris…how long have you been employed at the school? Ten years. You don’t say.”;;playerWidth=620;playerHeight=349;isShowIcon=true;clipId=11220453;flvUri=;partnerclipid=;adTag=News;advertisingZone=CBS.SAC%252Fworldnowplayer;enableAds=true;landingPage=;islandingPageoverride=false;playerType=STANDARD_EMBEDDEDscript;controlsType=overlay
[via CBS Sacramento]

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