Violently Angry Penn State Fan Deals With Bowl Game Heartbreaker By Spearing His Poor Christmas Tree

For those who watched USC edge out Penn State last night in the Rose Bowl, you’d probably agree that it was one of the most electrifying college football games of the season. It felt more to me like a heavyweight boxing match than it did a football game. Top to bottom scintillating entertainment and I rarely use the word ‘scintillating.’ But if I use it again, feel free to punch me in the face.

USC bested the Nittany Lions 52-49 on a last second field goal after both teams battled back from double-digit deficits to set up a Matt Boermeester field goal as time expired. Personally, I had no dog in the fight, but I can understand just how crushed Penn State fans must’ve felt after USC scored twice in the final 90 seconds to secure the Bowl win. Well, now I can, after this madman took out his frustration by shooting the gap and spearing his Christmas tree. The tree absorbed the blow and remained on its feet, while the dude likely suffered a concussion and a broken heart.

The most head-scraping part of this video is how this dude went the entire game only eating one slice of pizza. You’re not you when you’re hungry bro. You end up getting bodied by your Christmas tree.



[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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